Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one household hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, he's got everything.
I've got horses and sake a-plenty
I've got spices and beef sticks galore
You want some koku?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the courtiers are.
I wanna save, wanna save you from them.
Behind their fans - who were they talking about?
Oh... me.

Ridin' my horse, I don't get too far
Well I do, but I want to see it with you
Riding off into the - what's it like there again?
Heat!

Off where they walk, off where they run
Off where they burn all day in the sun
Bushido free - wish you could be
Part of my world

What would I give if I could live without these rumors?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Off in the sands, they understand
That they don't need no virgin daughters!
Bright young women, sick of flirtin'
Ready for more

I'm ready to know what the samurai know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a pillow book, and is it like - what's the word?
Porn!

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore your globes up above?
Out where we're free
Wish you could be
Part of my world